ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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