she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Randomize
