That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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