Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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