I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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