we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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