No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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