4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
