OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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