worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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