But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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