dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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