Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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