does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Randomize
