Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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