I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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