i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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