these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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