ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He is an equal opportunity slut.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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