Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Too much gin, very little bucket
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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