This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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