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She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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