3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
The Olympian is in my bed
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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