I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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