ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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