they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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