So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
