omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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