I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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