Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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