he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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