We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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