So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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