So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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