But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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