Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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