Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
