You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
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