is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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