And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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