You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Everything about him screamed your future.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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