Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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