Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
