Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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