Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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