Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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