yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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