YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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