Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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