Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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