I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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