i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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